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Thread: How do I kill my Laptop? |
   
Bronze Member Username: Donshiv
Post Number: 30 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 05:03 pm: |
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Ok. I have a warranty and a sony vaio, but I want a new laptop. How do I kill my laptop under the Bestbuy warranty. Do I have to trash the LCD or something, or maybe do something to the motherboard? Oh, and it has to look like it's damaged from "normal usage." Stuff like heat and other things like this I guess. Please help. Thanks. |
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Gold Member Username: Illuminator
USA
Post Number: 3059 Registered: Apr-05
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| Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 08:19 pm: |
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No, that is completely unethical. |
   
Gold Member Username: Gavincumm
New York
USA
Post Number: 1195 Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Sunday, June 04, 2006 - 10:12 pm: |
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its also illegal. |
   
Gold Member Username: Basshead86
Google is your Friend,
FL
Post Number: 3650 Registered: Aug-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 12:10 am: |
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fishy fishy |
   
Bronze Member Username: Donshiv
Post Number: 31 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 10:55 am: |
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I know, I know. Please help.  |
   
Bronze Member Username: Aculous
Post Number: 13 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 03:17 pm: |
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well as a former BestBuy employee, realize you are not the first person to think of this and they're not stupid. So heres an idea. How about you sell it on ebay and cut your loses. If nothing else you can sell it for parts and get a new nice HP laptop instead of being completely worthless and trying to cheat people out of buisness. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Donshiv
Post Number: 32 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 04:01 pm: |
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Dude, Screw You. The topic of this forum is "how do I kill my laptop?" It's not how to get some of my money back or how to learn to cut my loses. If you knew you weren't going to be any help you could've just ignored the post. Is this simple for you or is it too hard? (rhetorical question dumbass) So don't bother filling up my forum with lame comebacks. OK. Thank You for looking at my post. Please don't post if you can't help. Thank you all for looking. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Jcash
Post Number: 55 Registered: Dec-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 09:04 pm: |
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lol they reported you already cause it got "out of hand" lmao people here make me laugh......... but really why dont you justy sell it or pour water on it..... |
   
Gold Member Username: Samijubal
Post Number: 2678 Registered: Jul-04
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 09:39 pm: |
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If you do something to it and they find out, you're going to have a laptop that doesn't work and they're not going to fix or replace it. You'll be left with nothing. |
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Gold Member Username: Touche6784
USA
Post Number: 1031 Registered: Nov-04
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| Posted on Monday, June 05, 2006 - 10:48 pm: |
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or they could even pin you with fraud. |
   
Gold Member Username: Gavincumm
New York
USA
Post Number: 1201 Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 10:26 am: |
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more likely the latter if they have solid proof. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Aculous
Post Number: 25 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 07, 2006 - 12:44 am: |
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wow so first off you call yourself john doe. Then try and do something illegal which really isn't hard but apprently you're an idiot and can't figure it out for yourself. Or can't read. All I have to say is that you sir....are awesome... and in case you don't get it. I'm being sarcastic. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Donshiv
Post Number: 33 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Saturday, June 10, 2006 - 09:56 am: |
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Like I said before, please don't fill my forum with you lame comebacks. FYI, I already figured it out. Yes, everything went through OK. Oh, and I am awesome you damn loser. And another thing, you have the nerve to say I can't read with all those gramatical errors in your post? But then again, getting dissed by you isn't really saying much. This is exactly why if you post a lame comeback again I'm just going to ignore it because some of us have better things to do, like gaining some insight on how to scam stores. : ) Thanks again for reading my post though, you Rat Bast ard. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Bigsim
Post Number: 100 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Saturday, June 10, 2006 - 10:04 am: |
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"you have the nerve to say I can't read with all those gramatical errors in your post?" It's grammatical. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Donshiv
Post Number: 34 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Saturday, June 10, 2006 - 11:42 am: |
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Thanks. |
   
Bronze Member Username: Exman494
Las vegas,
Nv
Usa
Post Number: 72 Registered: May-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 10:58 pm: |
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LOL |
   
New member Username: Nihmrodd
Post Number: 1 Registered: Jul-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 - 12:10 am: |
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So...how'd you finally do it? I'm sure we're all dying to find out! |
   
New member Username: Pasqual13
Post Number: 9 Registered: Nov-05
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| Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2006 - 10:03 pm: |
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dude just burn the wire to the motherboard and put a lighter up to it and take it back and tell them it started smoking cut off and burnt your favorite jeans which u also want replaced so then u get a brand new laptop and a brand new pair of jeans 2 for 1 special Fu*k bestbuy |
   
Gold Member Username: Illuminator
USA
Post Number: 4536 Registered: Apr-05
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| Posted on Sunday, August 27, 2006 - 10:48 pm: |
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Yeah, fully insulated wires start fire all the time, don't they? |
   
New member Username: Dracon
Post Number: 5 Registered: Sep-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 01:02 pm: |
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Try water. It can cool things you know ;> |
   
Bronze Member Username: Gavdawg
Post Number: 65 Registered: Nov-06
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| Posted on Thursday, December 07, 2006 - 02:01 pm: |
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cant believe this has lasted, even though it was reported |
   
Gold Member Username: Wingmanalive
Nj
US
Post Number: 1900 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 - 11:02 am: |
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^^^^"My forum". **Awkward silence**
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Gold Member Username: Thx_3417
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Post Number: 3036 Registered: May-05
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| Posted on Monday, March 05, 2007 - 12:01 pm: |
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Gold Member Username: Johnfiac
151.9db Dail...
My wangers b...
Post Number: 2189 Registered: Mar-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 - 02:08 am: |
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ummm.... turn the computer on and piss on it  |
   
New member Username: Mijinkal
Canada
Post Number: 7 Registered: Apr-07
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| Posted on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 06:47 pm: |
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Hey John Doe
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Silver Member Username: Motomattic3
Post Number: 551 Registered: Oct-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 13, 2007 - 02:34 pm: |
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lol ^^^^ |
   
Gold Member Username: Thx_3417
Bournemouth ...
Post Number: 4116 Registered: May-05
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 08, 2007 - 01:45 pm: |
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LOL, I dare you to throw the laptop out of the top floor window I’ll even pay you 1p because that’s what there worth! |
   
Silver Member Username: Kevincorr
Fairbanks,
Alaska
Usa
Post Number: 125 Registered: Jul-07
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| Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 05:03 am: |
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Alan: That is awesome! The guy is not only immoral but nasty. Only fitting that a jerk would also be rude. Ironically, the biggest bungholios never realize they are. |
   
Silver Member Username: Wojopro
Summerville,
SC
Post Number: 275 Registered: Nov-04
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| Posted on Thursday, August 09, 2007 - 06:32 am: |
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Kevin, I think he does realize it... Deep... Deep... Inside. |
   
Gold Member Username: Naledge503
Http://com4.runboard.c...
Post Number: 1502 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 08:46 pm: |
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I think you guys are slow..The last REAL post in this thread was last year..HAHAHA. |
   
Silver Member Username: Wojopro
Summerville,
SC
Post Number: 286 Registered: Nov-04
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| Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 06:01 pm: |
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Yeah, I realized it after I posted... lol. I rarely check the timestamps. |
   
Gold Member Username: Naledge503
Http://com4.runboard.c...
Post Number: 1518 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 06:09 pm: |
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at least you can laugh about it |
   
Silver Member Username: Wojopro
Summerville,
SC
Post Number: 289 Registered: Nov-04
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| Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 06:42 pm: |
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True! lol! |
   
Gold Member Username: Southernrebel
Monroe,
Louisiana
2 DD3515s, 1...
Post Number: 5303 Registered: Mar-04
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| Posted on Sunday, September 30, 2007 - 11:20 pm: |
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Question: -How do I kill my Laptop? Answer: Towel + BioShock for a few hours  |
   
Silver Member Username: Somedonniedude
Post Number: 296 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, October 02, 2007 - 05:24 pm: |
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Dont they replace them when there under warranty no matter what happens to them? My my cousein broke his xbox 360 they didnt say one thing about it, they just gave him a new one. |
   
New member Username: Zxt
Post Number: 5 Registered: Dec-07
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| Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 02:35 am: |
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I find it funny when he says "my forum" over and over again. Maybe "my thread" is a little appropriate. |
   
Silver Member Username: Fortec01
Post Number: 119 Registered: Sep-06
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| Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 05:11 pm: |
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am trying to restore my comp but i cant cuz keyboard doest work like sun buttons work but some dont i have to press f1 to restore it but that button does not work any solutions |