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Bronze Member
Username: Donshiv

Post Number: 30
Registered: Jun-05
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Ok. I have a warranty and a sony vaio, but I want a new laptop. How do I kill my laptop under the Bestbuy warranty. Do I have to trash the LCD or something, or maybe do something to the motherboard? Oh, and it has to look like it's damaged from "normal usage." Stuff like heat and other things like this I guess. Please help. Thanks.
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Gold Member
Username: Illuminator


USA

Post Number: 3059
Registered: Apr-05
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No, that is completely unethical.
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Gold Member
Username: Gavincumm

New York
USA

Post Number: 1195
Registered: Feb-05
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its also illegal.
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Gold Member
Username: Basshead86

Google is your Friend, FL

Post Number: 3650
Registered: Aug-05
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fishy fishy:-)
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Bronze Member
Username: Donshiv

Post Number: 31
Registered: Jun-05
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I know, I know. Please help. :-)
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Bronze Member
Username: Aculous

Post Number: 13
Registered: Jun-06
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well as a former BestBuy employee, realize you are not the first person to think of this and they're not stupid. So heres an idea. How about you sell it on ebay and cut your loses. If nothing else you can sell it for parts and get a new nice HP laptop instead of being completely worthless and trying to cheat people out of buisness.
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Bronze Member
Username: Donshiv

Post Number: 32
Registered: Jun-05
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Dude, Screw You. The topic of this forum is "how do I kill my laptop?" It's not how to get some of my money back or how to learn to cut my loses. If you knew you weren't going to be any help you could've just ignored the post. Is this simple for you or is it too hard? (rhetorical question dumbass) So don't bother filling up my forum with lame comebacks. OK. Thank You for looking at my post. Please don't post if you can't help. Thank you all for looking.
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Username: Jcash

Post Number: 55
Registered: Dec-05
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lol they reported you already cause it got "out of hand" lmao people here make me laugh......... but really why dont you justy sell it or pour water on it.....
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Username: Samijubal

Post Number: 2678
Registered: Jul-04
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If you do something to it and they find out, you're going to have a laptop that doesn't work and they're not going to fix or replace it. You'll be left with nothing.
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Username: Touche6784


USA

Post Number: 1031
Registered: Nov-04
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or they could even pin you with fraud.
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Username: Gavincumm

New York
USA

Post Number: 1201
Registered: Feb-05
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more likely the latter if they have solid proof.
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Username: Aculous

Post Number: 25
Registered: Jun-06
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wow so first off you call yourself john doe. Then try and do something illegal which really isn't hard but apprently you're an idiot and can't figure it out for yourself. Or can't read.

All I have to say is that you sir....are awesome...



and in case you don't get it. I'm being sarcastic.
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Bronze Member
Username: Donshiv

Post Number: 33
Registered: Jun-05
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Like I said before, please don't fill my forum with you lame comebacks. FYI, I already figured it out. Yes, everything went through OK. Oh, and I am awesome you damn loser. And another thing, you have the nerve to say I can't read with all those gramatical errors in your post? But then again, getting dissed by you isn't really saying much. This is exactly why if you post a lame comeback again I'm just going to ignore it because some of us have better things to do, like gaining some insight on how to scam stores. : ) Thanks again for reading my post though, you Rat Bast ard.
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Username: Bigsim

Post Number: 100
Registered: Jan-06
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"you have the nerve to say I can't read with all those gramatical errors in your post?"

It's grammatical.
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Bronze Member
Username: Donshiv

Post Number: 34
Registered: Jun-05
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Thanks.
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Username: Exman494

Las vegas, Nv
Usa

Post Number: 72
Registered: May-06
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LOL
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Username: Nihmrodd

Post Number: 1
Registered: Jul-06
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So...how'd you finally do it? I'm sure we're all dying to find out!
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Username: Pasqual13

Post Number: 9
Registered: Nov-05
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dude just burn the wire to the motherboard and put a lighter up to it and take it back and tell them it started smoking cut off and burnt your favorite jeans which u also want replaced so then u get a brand new laptop and a brand new pair of jeans 2 for 1 special Fu*k bestbuy
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Username: Illuminator


USA

Post Number: 4536
Registered: Apr-05
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Yeah, fully insulated wires start fire all the time, don't they?
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Username: Dracon

Post Number: 5
Registered: Sep-06
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Try water. It can cool things you know ;>
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Username: Gavdawg

Post Number: 65
Registered: Nov-06
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cant believe this has lasted, even though it was reported
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Username: Wingmanalive

Nj
US

Post Number: 1900
Registered: Jun-06
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^^^^"My forum".


























**Awkward silence**































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Gold Member
Username: Thx_3417


Bournemouth ...

Post Number: 3036
Registered: May-05
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Upload
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Username: Johnfiac

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Post Number: 2189
Registered: Mar-06
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ummm.... turn the computer on and piss on it :-)
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Username: Mijinkal


Canada

Post Number: 7
Registered: Apr-07
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Hey John Doe
Upload
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Username: Motomattic3

Post Number: 551
Registered: Oct-06
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lol ^^^^
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Username: Thx_3417


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Post Number: 4116
Registered: May-05
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LOL, I dare you to throw the laptop out of the top floor window I’ll even pay you 1p because that’s what there worth!
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Username: Kevincorr

Fairbanks, Alaska
Usa

Post Number: 125
Registered: Jul-07
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Alan: That is awesome! The guy is not only immoral but nasty. Only fitting that a jerk would also be rude. Ironically, the biggest bungholios never realize they are.
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Username: Wojopro

Summerville, SC

Post Number: 275
Registered: Nov-04
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Kevin, I think he does realize it... Deep... Deep... Inside.
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Username: Naledge503

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Post Number: 1502
Registered: Jun-06
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I think you guys are slow..The last REAL post in this thread was last year..HAHAHA.
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Username: Wojopro

Summerville, SC

Post Number: 286
Registered: Nov-04
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Yeah, I realized it after I posted... lol. I rarely check the timestamps.
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Username: Naledge503

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Post Number: 1518
Registered: Jun-06
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at least you can laugh about it
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Username: Wojopro

Summerville, SC

Post Number: 289
Registered: Nov-04
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True! lol!
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Username: Southernrebel

Monroe, Louisiana
2 DD3515s, 1...

Post Number: 5303
Registered: Mar-04
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Question:
-How do I kill my Laptop?

Answer:

Towel + BioShock for a few hours :-)
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Silver Member
Username: Somedonniedude

Post Number: 296
Registered: May-07
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Dont they replace them when there under warranty no matter what happens to them? My my cousein broke his xbox 360 they didnt say one thing about it, they just gave him a new one.
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Username: Zxt

Post Number: 5
Registered: Dec-07
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I find it funny when he says "my forum" over and over again. Maybe "my thread" is a little appropriate.
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Silver Member
Username: Fortec01

Post Number: 119
Registered: Sep-06
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am trying to restore my comp but i cant cuz keyboard doest work like sun buttons work but some dont i have to press f1 to restore it but that button does not work any solutions
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