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Thread: I hate sensitive skin OT weird |
   
Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4429 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:31 pm: |
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alright i just used nair down there and burnt the sh&t out my skin i am hurting right now but it did work got rid of everything lol just had to vent |
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Gold Member Username: Tatonka
-[Team Audib...
Post Number: 1773 Registered: Mar-07
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:35 pm: |
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.... .. err? No one wants to hear about your problems "down there" in the subwoofer section. lmao! |
   
Gold Member Username: Van_man
Boston South,
MA
Post Number: 3995 Registered: Mar-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:36 pm: |
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lol, Why would you do something like that? and why whould you share that? Real men use wax. wow, I cringed just typing that. |
   
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1628 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:39 pm: |
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Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4432 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:43 pm: |
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lol because we were having a discussion about it at work today and i was like mmhhhhh maybe it will work great lol nope nope and more nope ps there have been more disturbing topics here before just go watch 2 girls 1 cup lol |
   
Gold Member Username: Th3pwn3r
I compensate...
Post Number: 8179 Registered: Jul-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:48 pm: |
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WTF. This just isn't right Charlie, I wouldn't expect this from you. |
   
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamic
San Diego, California
Post Number: 4049 Registered: Dec-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:55 pm: |
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LOL I did a similar thing when I was like 12 and jerked off with BenGay. I remember thinking "Well, it is slippery and it gets warm... this is gonna rule!" I put like a golf ball size amount in my hand and went to town. I ended up screaming and crying for hours, and the worst part was I couldn't ask anyone for help. My mom heard me and kept knocking on my door. I just yelled "I am fine GO AWAY!". Trust me, you only do that once  |
   
Silver Member Username: Snowball123
West Allis,
WI
United States
Post Number: 783 Registered: Oct-07
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 10:58 pm: |
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just sick. |
   
Gold Member Username: 04redmach1
Columbus,
GA
USA
Post Number: 2005 Registered: Mar-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:11 pm: |
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OMG, you sick b@stard! Please for the love of GOD, keep that behind closed doors! Kevin |
   
Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4433 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:35 pm: |
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lol brad i had some friends that dared someone to ake iagra and do that i had another friend who accidentally had jalepino oil on his hands and went to jack off lol |
   
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22s
I get Bucks like Milwa...
Post Number: 5980 Registered: Feb-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:38 pm: |
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first off, it says on the bottle not to use it on your privates. second, how do you accidentally get jalepeno oil on your hands when your going to jerk off. |
   
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22s
I get Bucks like Milwa...
Post Number: 5982 Registered: Feb-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:38 pm: |
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first off, it says on the bottle not to use it on your privates. second, how do you accidentally get jalepeno oil on your hands when your going to jerk off? |
   
Bronze Member Username: Gibsonguy
Storrs,
CT
USA
Post Number: 87 Registered: May-08
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:39 pm: |
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uncalled 4 |
   
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamic
San Diego, California
Post Number: 4051 Registered: Dec-06
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:41 pm: |
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I don't know who is talking to who. |
   
Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4434 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Monday, June 02, 2008 - 11:48 pm: |
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lol i dont know wasent me lol he was cooking or something then after dinner idk what it wasall about |
   
Silver Member Username: Hittin1
Lake Charles,
La.
United States
Post Number: 426 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 12:01 am: |
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Anyopne see the movie "Waiting"... Well I decided to "Brain" someone during a crawfish boil... You cannot imagine the amount of spices that are used to boil crawfish... Last time we played that "game" lol Picture 3 growm men scrubin' our nuts under a waterhose in pure agony! |
   
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1630 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 12:03 am: |
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x2 on the BenGay, it sucks haha! Luckily I didn't use that much, but it did take some time before I could stop squirming. And I learned you can't wash it off either...  |
   
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1631 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 12:06 am: |
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Actually it might have been Icy Hot. I don't remember but it was bad news none the less. |
   
Gold Member Username: Tatonka
-[Team Audib...
Post Number: 1774 Registered: Mar-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 12:07 am: |
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Yeah Mark, I had a bad experience after cooking some crawfish lol. Except I rubbed my eye with the seasoning all over my hands.  |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4583 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 12:25 am: |
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Never hammer a girl in the p00per while using Jergens lotion, the alcohol will get in your peehole and you will screem b00dy murder! Grown men use ID Glide Polo. |
   
Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4435 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 02:28 am: |
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lol polo im sure that kills my friend had a kinda colonoscopy but they shoved a camera the sixe of a pencil up his dick because they thought there was something wrong he was pissing blood im sure that wasent to cool the day after trying to take a piss |
   
Gold Member Username: Drant19
DUB-C,
TX
Post Number: 1019 Registered: Aug-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 02:31 am: |
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KY FTW! |
   
Gold Member Username: Drant19
DUB-C,
TX
Post Number: 1020 Registered: Aug-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 02:33 am: |
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oh and charlie, use a razor! go WITH THE GRAIN lol |
   
Gold Member Username: Tejcurrent
Post Number: 1383 Registered: Apr-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 07:46 am: |
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Real men go against the grain ;) Any one of the stories in this thread are pretty sick imo. And yes, ky ftw... a messed up azz is an easy way to gaurantee she wont be doing that again  |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4584 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 10:41 am: |
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Amen Troy!!! Oh and BTW ID Glide is the stuff of choice, water based and a whole lot cheaper, lasts longer and if it happens to thicken, hit it with a mist of water hahaha. There are some women out there that just don't have any tolerence for friction even though us guys like it. Empty a small bottle of hand sanitizer out (rinse) and place the stuff in there, nobody will ever know...Polo.  |
   
Gold Member Username: Adddisorder
Palm Beach,
Florida
Post Number: 6265 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 11:33 am: |
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where you get that stuff at polo |
   
Gold Member Username: Jtown
Texas
Post Number: 2943 Registered: Mar-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 02:45 pm: |
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ROFLMAO at this thread |
   
Silver Member Username: Surferdude9371
Im BTL Bumpin
Post Number: 999 Registered: Mar-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 04:28 pm: |
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waxing ftw try puttin goldbon powder on it then get it wet.....jkjk that hurts like hell do waxing or and epilator |
   
Bronze Member Username: Jayhunter
New Haven,
IN
USA
Post Number: 37 Registered: May-08
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 05:44 pm: |
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http://www.hair-removal-shaver.com/how-to-shave-pubes.htm Girls always seem to do it right. Nair? Don't they tell you to try a test patch first to avoid irritation; not like I ever use that stuff... |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4587 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 08:48 pm: |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ID-Glide-Lube-5-5-oz-Regular-Formula-6104_W0QQitemZ180188311 600QQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116 I got a 1/2 gal size for a deal comes with a pump... Polo.  |
   
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
A pic is worth
1000 posts!!
Post Number: 16936 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 09:11 pm: |
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I'm telling all your mommies. |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4591 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 09:20 pm: |
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Ya, you all go tell yo moms, over 50 means nothing to me ... Polo. |
   
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
A pic is worth
1000 posts!!
Post Number: 16939 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 09:27 pm: |
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I get a kick out of telling my folks today what I got away with when I was younger. My mom looks at me with shock in her eyes. My father? He knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree lol. |
   
Gold Member Username: Andrew571
Stillwater/Edmond,
Oklahoma
USA
Post Number: 1874 Registered: Oct-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 09:48 pm: |
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I shave my gear down there and get mild irritation. When i first started doing it unregularly... it ould be very irritated... The more routine and consistent u shave, the better the results :]. |
   
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
A pic is worth
1000 posts!!
Post Number: 16941 Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 10:19 pm: |
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To me there should be leaves on the tree for guys. |
   
Gold Member Username: Kpa2727
Old Bridge,
NJ
USA !
Post Number: 1331 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 10:55 pm: |
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i pulled an american wedding, i used and electric except i acidentlly misplace the fine blade and had used the one for like your sideburns. so lets say it was like a powered hedge clipper and i cut more then my ball hair. hmm as far as painful sick stuff......hmmm my father did cloathes and bleeched "the whites" my fathers not great at laundry so i did a couple mile run or some crap like that in gym. u think ur p hole burned before? try bleech, not to mention my ballzz smelled like it for a week. |
   
Silver Member Username: Waresgaragestereo
Fort Valley,
GA
Post Number: 189 Registered: Mar-08
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 10:57 pm: |
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Andrizzle TMI this is a car audio forum for christs sake |
   
Gold Member Username: Dakangofkrunk16
Boca Raton,
Florida
Post Number: 1659 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 - 11:10 pm: |
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Funniest Thread Eva |
   
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1645 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 12:38 pm: |
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Keep it on top  |
   
Gold Member Username: 04redmach1
Columbus,
GA
USA
Post Number: 2015 Registered: Mar-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 01:39 pm: |
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I hereby present to you, Ecoustics of 08', the most worthless and sick thread of the year. Wow, it got up to 39 post Kevin |
   
Silver Member Username: Ducka
Shelby Township,
MI
United States
Post Number: 297 Registered: Jan-08
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 03:22 pm: |
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lol at icy hot! I had a friend in grade school that tried to convince me it felt awsome but i didnt belive it... He later told me it burned like a Mo Fo. Glad i didnt try. |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4594 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 04:12 pm: |
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Hey if you ever want to p!ss your GF off, sure way to keep her from coming. Take a tiny dab of Baby Oragel and rub it on her cl!t! It will go numb and she'll be fighting to catch it. If you have an agressive GF she'll take you to town to get it if not you have one p!ssed off GF that won't be able to fall asleep all night. Now it works for men to sooo if you are one those minute men then rub it all over the tip and you will last like a champ hahahhaha. PimpLogic 101...
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Gold Member Username: Livin_loud
COD4 Addict
-PS3-
Post Number: 2495 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 - 04:28 pm: |
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lmao in the top 10 threads for sure |
   
Gold Member Username: Adddisorder
Palm Beach,
Florida
Post Number: 6269 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 01:01 am: |
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haha polo your crazy that would be funny. |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4605 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 03:43 am: |
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Try it... Polo. |
   
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1654 Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 01:35 pm: |
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haha.... now I'm curious. |
   
Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4437 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 12:05 am: |
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lol polo im def gonna have to try that one on her shes gona hate me |
   
Gold Member Username: Safe_cracker
Chicago,
IL
US
Post Number: 4606 Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 12:19 am: |
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Hey, don't let her know! Act like your going down there to do your duty and just add a dab, not a huge blob. Try to get the very tip of the clit0r0us try not to rub it anywhere else. What gave me the idea was I read one of those packages of prolong ointments and the active ingredient was Benzocane, well guess what is in Oragel lOl. Polo.. |
   
Gold Member Username: Redliner
Wilmington,
Ma
Post Number: 4439 Registered: Jun-05
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| Posted on Friday, June 06, 2008 - 12:36 am: |
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lol u r the man polo officialy it will just be difficult doing it withouther noticing but im def doing it |