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Thread: Letter From The Boss |
    
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamic
San Diego, California
Post Number: 5297
Registered: Dec-06
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| Posted on Monday, August 17, 2009 - 09:53 pm: |
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Interoffice Memo:
"As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the
fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and
government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for
these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%..
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our
employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I
believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who
would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and
found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't
think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for
change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic." |
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Gold Member Username: Southernrebel
Monroe,
Louisiana
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Post Number: 7615
Registered: Mar-04
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| Posted on Monday, August 17, 2009 - 10:02 pm: |
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Diamond Member Username: Wingmanalive
Www.stainles...
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Post Number: 20923
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, August 17, 2009 - 10:17 pm: |
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Gold Member Username: Big_edge_head
Milwaukee,
WI
Post Number: 4024
Registered: Mar-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 - 12:08 am: |
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Silver Member Username: Wickedbass
Nashville,
Tn
Post Number: 801
Registered: Jan-08
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 - 08:43 am: |
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Platinum Member Username: Rovin
1 15 = 152.5 DBs ...
Trinidad & T...
Post Number: 15363
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 - 11:57 am: |
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seems to be a fitting approach of doing things ..... |
Gold Member Username: Mrskullz1
Brooklyn, New York
Post Number: 1211
Registered: Feb-07
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 02:19 pm: |
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lmao |
Gold Member Username: Adddisorder
Palm Beach,
Florida
Post Number: 6534
Registered: Jan-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 07:28 pm: |
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That is what my boss would do all he does it b11tch about obama and who can blame him hes killing small businesses. |
Gold Member Username: Riconissan
Post Number: 1898
Registered: Feb-09
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 09:57 pm: |
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I wanted to bring back "CHAINS" not "CHANGE" |
New member Username: Lk__lives
Post: 100mil...
Post Number: 4
Registered: Aug-09
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 19, 2009 - 11:13 pm: |
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Rico likes his guys In chains so he can get on his knees without getting punched In the face. |
Platinum Member Username: Basshead86
Steady as she goes...
Post Number: 10524
Registered: Aug-05
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| Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 01:48 am: |
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