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Thread: How can people be this stupid....really??? |
    
Gold Member Username: Southernrebel
Monroe,
Louisiana
3 DD3515s, 2...
Post Number: 6706
Registered: Mar-04
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| Posted on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 07:32 pm: |
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So, a woman called the shop today...she was a REAL winner.
Me - hello
Woman - you buy coins?
Me - yes, but only gold coins.
Woman - oh, i gots 3 of dem.
Me - You will have to come by the shop and I can give you a price.
Woman - they gold. dem dollar ones. How much you give me?
Me - dollar coins? Are the old coins? Where did you get them?
Woman - I gots dem at the sto.
Me - So, you have 3 of the NEW dollar coins? Then ones w/ the Indian?
Woman - yea, how much I can get?
Me - Um...you just got them at the store, like as change?
Woman - yea. how much?
Me - Uhhh....about $3
Woman - dats it?
Me - yea...$3
Woman - oh ---click---
I mean really...how can you be THAT STUPID??? WTF???
How do you even make it through the day?
Do you forget to breath from time to time??? |
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Gold Member Username: Naledge503
Portland,
Or
Post Number: 4154
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 07:57 pm: |
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hahaha...thats awesome. I used to work at a car wash when I was 17-18. We had alot of real winners come through there.
I have so many stories I could tell about the idiots that came through there.
For example. There were 2 lanes and between the main lane and the secondary lane was a 2ft drop off. So basically the secondary lane was 2 ft lower than the main lane. Well this idiot decides he doesn't want the wash anymore for some reason and before I could help him back out, the guy high centers his car on the little 2 ft wall. We had to call a tow truck and shut down the wash for about 2 hours.
And of course there were the countless idiots that just straight drove through the car wash after we told them verbally to put the vehicle in neutral, and pointed out a HUGE sign to put the vehicle in neutral.
I have worked in customer service in most of the jobs I've had and the car wash, by far, had the stupidest people I have ever come across......until I met my in laws. |
Gold Member Username: The_image_dynamic
San Diego, California
Post Number: 4508
Registered: Dec-06
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| Posted on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 08:14 pm: |
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"Woman - I gots dem at the sto"
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Gold Member Username: Pitbullguy
The Chicago area
Post Number: 3491
Registered: Oct-06
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| Posted on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 09:41 pm: |
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"How do you even make it through the day? "
Don't worry Canaan, natural selection will weed her out eventually. One of these days she'll asphyxiate herself trying to put on a turtleneck, or drink a bottle of draino by accident or something. |
Gold Member Username: Naledge503
Portland,
Or
Post Number: 4157
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 10:59 pm: |
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Or maybe she'll eat some glass thinking it was rock candy. |
Gold Member Username: Bernymac
Cambodia
Post Number: 4224
Registered: Sep-04
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| Posted on Saturday, September 06, 2008 - 11:49 pm: |
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lmfao, thats just great. |
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
A pic is worth
1000 posts!!
Post Number: 18047
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 12:34 am: |
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I'm lovin' it lol.
I once worked for a carpenter and we were installing a skylite in a woman's bedroom. The attic stairs were pulled down. We went to lunch. Came back to a hysterically crying woman. She was allll bent out of shape. Apparently her cat found its' way up the ladder and wandered around the attic. No big deal right? Not for this psycho. She called animal control, the police, and the fire department desperately trying to get her cat down from her own attic. "She's my baby, she can't survive up there!!"
Well hell, if we can work up there for hours on end without a break certainly a cat walking around will be ok. Don't ya think?
Some ppl should just not reproduce. Period. |
Gold Member Username: Southernrebel
Monroe,
Louisiana
3 DD3515s, 2...
Post Number: 6710
Registered: Mar-04
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| Posted on Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 01:37 am: |
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I kinda wish I had a "stun" and "Kill" button on the phone at the shop.
That way I could give people like the one in my story a little "stun" just to jog their tiny brains...then if they are still numb from the neck up, hit the "kill" button. |
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
A pic is worth
1000 posts!!
Post Number: 18050
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 07, 2008 - 01:53 am: |
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