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Silver Member Username: Philly306
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Post Number: 310
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 09:41 pm: |
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blanket to cover there secret weapon which was ... |
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Gold Member Username: Wingmanalive
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Post Number: 9444
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 09:43 pm: |
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hidden all this time in Paris Hilton's...... |
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Post Number: 1611
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 09:47 pm: |
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12" bullet shaped... |
Silver Member Username: Thumpinwith8s
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Post Number: 748
Registered: Jun-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 10:11 pm: |
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V8 powered d!ldo, which unfortunately started up on its own, because............. |
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Post Number: 9449
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 10:14 pm: |
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it had a ho sensor built it which detects ho's and detected Paris who was on the phone with..... |
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Post Number: 1614
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 11:05 pm: |
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Britney Spears, who was gluing her wig onto her snatch because..... |
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Post Number: 9452
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 - 11:11 pm: |
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that was the thing to do according to Cosmo's latest article detailing...... |
Silver Member Username: Warlok
Orlando,
FL
USA
Post Number: 380
Registered: Dec-05
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 01:19 am: |
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"How not to get suked up by the blk Hole", and "what octane gets the most efficiency out of your HO V8 Bullet shaped d*ldo". But I guess, the enojoyment distracted her from last paragraph,"What to do when someone beeps in". So, before completion, the phone rings, its. . . its. . . SoundWave and Starscream. They open with .. .. . |
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Post Number: 9453
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2007 - 12:56 pm: |
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a tune from the little mermaid, all while dressed as.... |
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Gold Member Username: Delsole
Post Number: 1383
Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 12:21 am: |
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a hot chick in a Yellow Pokadot Bikini who screams.... |
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Post Number: 9542
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Saturday, August 25, 2007 - 10:07 am: |
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We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine........ |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Post Number: 12039
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Sunday, August 26, 2007 - 10:55 pm: |
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which unfortunately went into the bermuda triangle & was forever lost !
meanwhile back on the set of MONK ..... |
Gold Member Username: Delsole
Post Number: 1384
Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Sunday, August 26, 2007 - 11:32 pm: |
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there was a monk trying to catch a fly with a pair of chop sticks when suddenly............ |
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Post Number: 9605
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, August 27, 2007 - 06:06 pm: |
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a purple limousine pulls up and out comes...... |
Gold Member Username: Delsole
Post Number: 1385
Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Monday, August 27, 2007 - 10:52 pm: |
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president bush to show the monk how its done.......... |
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Post Number: 9639
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, August 27, 2007 - 11:14 pm: |
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and after many attempts even Bush couldn't catch that damn fly so he leaves........
And when the plane leaves the field we see hanging from the landing gear.......... |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Post Number: 12048
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 - 12:03 am: |
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his stained yellow\blue polka dot underw@re - so the FBI immediately pounced on it hoping to see ..... |
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Post Number: 9640
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 - 12:56 pm: |
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the scientific proof that would reveal the true identity of...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1357
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 03:03 am: |
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the woman who said "the man's nuts, grab em" which caused everyone to.... |
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Post Number: 9677
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 01:18 pm: |
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spew chunks because they realized..... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1364
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 02:57 pm: |
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semen from the striped elephant with one TESTlCLE.... |
Gold Member Username: Drivingreckless
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Post Number: 4117
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 03:07 pm: |
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cummed all over you.
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Post Number: 9687
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 09:48 pm: |
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which excited Driving so much he was caught wanking off and was so embarrassed he actually..... |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Post Number: 12085
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 10:05 pm: |
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zipped up his fly & quietly walked away ...
meanwhile back behind a MC Ds ,Linsay Lohan was caught once again ... |
Gold Member Username: Wingmanalive
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Post Number: 9689
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Thursday, August 30, 2007 - 10:14 pm: |
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actually working!!!!! The paparazzi was sooo stunned they had to....... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1376
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 04:00 pm: |
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chip in to buy a gram of coke, but when Linsay did a line, she unexpectedly..... |
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Post Number: 9705
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 06:15 pm: |
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balanced her checkbook, which was the first time ever, especially considering her last check was made out for..... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1378
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 07:03 pm: |
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2 tickets to watch the one legged Cambodian Khmer Rouge veterans noseflute concert, where she took... |
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Post Number: 9708
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 07:46 pm: |
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lessons from Rush Limbaugh who was secretly the one legged Cambodian Khmer Rouge veterans noseflute champion, on medical leave for...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1379
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 10:52 pm: |
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mistakenly Overdosing on Exlax, believing them to be chocolate narcotics, which caused.... |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Post Number: 12096
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 10:54 pm: |
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sever diarrhea & she got so thin that her ..... |
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Post Number: 9723
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Friday, August 31, 2007 - 10:59 pm: |
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lawyer suggested a payment plan consisting of...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1383
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2007 - 05:11 pm: |
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2 donkeys, a blind goat and a viewsat ultra that belonged to Paris Hilton, which she used the remote control as.... |
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Post Number: 9753
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2007 - 05:51 pm: |
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long as the batteries would hold up, which they did, until she needed them for her...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
Kanaka freak...
Post Number: 1384
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2007 - 06:03 pm: |
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vibraator, which her dog chewed thinking it was a tuna snack, then he started running in circles while... |
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Post Number: 9755
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2007 - 06:11 pm: |
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the cooties that was on the vibraator started affecting the dog's brain and eventually the dog.... |
Gold Member Username: Delsole
Post Number: 1387
Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 12:53 am: |
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croked, and when paris found out about this she had nothing other to do but................... |
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Post Number: 9775
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 12:02 pm: |
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attempt another album, which was as horrible as her last so she got drunk (as usual), went to a club and......... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1385
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 03:16 pm: |
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looked for her 300 lbs. lezbian friend whom she had sexxual relations with in jail, but instead she..... |
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Post Number: 9790
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 03:28 pm: |
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decided to try and get a demonoid invitation but couldn't produce any decent pics so she....... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1388
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 03:34 pm: |
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decided to send some pics to Paul of her last visit to the gynecologist where she had that growth removed from her.... |
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Post Number: 9792
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 04:00 pm: |
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ever expanding and most frequented part of her body which ryhmes with hussy and is...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
Kanaka freak...
Post Number: 1390
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 08:28 pm: |
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briefly visible everytime she exits her limo, although this time, her shaved pubes were shaped like a.... |
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Post Number: 9801
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 09:06 pm: |
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Nike symbol because Nike figured what better advertising location than there, for which she was compensated.... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
Kanaka freak...
Post Number: 1392
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 09:15 pm: |
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a dollar everytime an NBA player touched, licked or spat on it, thus earning her enough money to live on her own, but instead she used the money ..... |
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Post Number: 9804
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 09:31 pm: |
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for a party in cancun, which she just bought, in exchange for the movie rights titled.... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1393
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 09:39 pm: |
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'Cambodian Noseflutes and Other Things I've Had in Me' which will cast ..... |
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Post Number: 9808
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 09:54 pm: |
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all the smurfs, the Vienna boys choir, the village people, 6 alligators, George Foreman, 43 oompa loompa's, anyone with VD, and a special guest appearance by...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
Kanaka freak...
Post Number: 1394
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 10:47 pm: |
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Ving Rhames, who will play the 300 lbs. Lezzbian who shaved the nike symbol on her... in one scene, we hear a noseflute rendition of 'Let's Get it On' coming from between her legs while her mouth is on... |
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Post Number: 9812
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 10:53 pm: |
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fire because of all the work its' been doing, which oddly brings into the story..... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
Kanaka freak...
Post Number: 1397
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 11:44 pm: |
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Fatu, the Samoan clown, who does a flaming knife dance and accidentally cuts off... |
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Post Number: 12114
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 12:42 am: |
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piece of his left ear so now u have to shout at him when u want him to ...... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
Kanaka freak...
Post Number: 1398
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 05:45 am: |
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play left tackle for the USC Trojans, but he'll get very angry if you try to take away his...... |
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Post Number: 9821
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 01:16 pm: |
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right to vote in the annual g@y Hungarian handicapped socialists election, which was held in honor of.... |
Gold Member Username: Hawaiian_time
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Post Number: 1399
Registered: Apr-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 02:15 pm: |
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The makers of KY jelly, who have helped gaays with their golf handicap worldwide by improving their ability to get a ball in the hole with less strokes, which upset Tiger Woods, so he..... |
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Post Number: 9825
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 04, 2007 - 06:54 pm: |
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entered in an all you can eat calf tounge contest in order to raise money for the society of broken hearted jewish ant farmers with a lisp and got first place because everyone knows Tiger loooooves..... |
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