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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 03:42 pm: |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 03:42 pm: |
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Yay! I'm a winna! |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 03:43 pm: |
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I'm a winna! |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 06:10 pm: |
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And tell them what they've won johnny...... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 06:21 pm: |
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a BRAND NEW CAR!!! equipped with .... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 06:59 pm: |
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air bags that go off for no apparent reason and a scratch and lick paint job that actually tastes like the color you choose, sorta like....... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 - 08:24 pm: |
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Oooh, you can bet your azzes that I'll be playing again next year! |
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| Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 10:21 am: |
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meanwhile Rovin thanks the guys at ecoustics for making his thread the most posted in the OT section & hopes we all continue forever
but just next door on ca audio they were sad because ... |
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| Posted on Monday, February 18, 2008 - 10:58 am: |
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they just read that Ecoustics is the number 1 audio forum with so many great..... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 09:05 pm: |
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and tasty morsels, you just want to yell... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, February 20, 2008 - 09:10 pm: |
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IT'S KOOLAID TIME!!!!!
Which everyone knows the secret ingredient is..... |
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| Posted on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 09:24 pm: |
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ibuprofen and listerine, which when mixed incorrectly causes an@l infections and... |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 12:26 am: |
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post nasal drip in dyslexic lesb1an twins in Mongolia who have a lisp, speaking of which....... |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 12:55 am: |
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brand of razor blades they should hide in their giners to swear off warts, which happen to smell like phil colins... |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 01:03 am: |
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unborn child, who is destined to become a........ |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 02:07 am: |
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democratic pornstar trying to end world hunger (aka- barbra walters). His slogan for ending world hunger is... |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 02:40 am: |
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...farmers, we need more farmers!
Meanwhile, back in the... |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 12:02 pm: |
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bat cave we see batman has wonder woman strapped to a table holding salad tongs about to........ |
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| Posted on Sunday, February 24, 2008 - 10:47 pm: |
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pull out her kidney to finish his kidney bean salad, but these were not just any tongs, they were the super duper quadbooper multi-use... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, February 26, 2008 - 12:01 am: |
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meanwhile Robin was in the other side of the cave wacking off to pam on baywatch , his voice sounded like ....... |
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| Posted on Friday, February 29, 2008 - 05:05 pm: |
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a dying elk in heat with chiggers in its throat!!!
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| Posted on Friday, February 29, 2008 - 06:48 pm: |
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mess of chickens that were killed by Rosie Odonnel and her lésbian friend...... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 04:47 pm: |
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Hilliary Clinton, who is a repeated... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 08:05 pm: |
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loser from "Americas got talent" show where all she ever did was........ |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 08:22 pm: |
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make f@rting noises with her belly button and eat omelets. If Benjamin Franklin would have been on "Americas got talent", he would have... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 08:47 pm: |
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lite a light bulb out his azz while singing the star spangled banner and...... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 09:30 pm: |
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pose nud3 for the next hamburger helper commercial, which led to the question: Is global warming... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 09:44 pm: |
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really the cure for cancer? Cause miss Piggy always said...... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 09:51 pm: |
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
Then a nearby sniper... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:03 pm: |
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took out Kermit the frog who was behind miss Piggy.......................... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:07 pm: |
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who kept on yammering about, "What's green and smells like pork?".... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:11 pm: |
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the answer lies in a hut on an island off the coast of Barbados hidden deep within..... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:22 pm: |
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the forbidden finger cave in a little town called kermitville, which the local shops only specialize in... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:25 pm: |
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tiny wooden ice cream figurines that resemble.......... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:52 pm: |
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large plastic snow cones that smell like......... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 10:54 pm: |
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exactly what they're supposed to, which is.......... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 02, 2008 - 11:13 pm: |
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play-doh, hgh,... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 06:23 pm: |
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which when mixed with the appropriate amount of cough syrup can be lethal in the state of Alabama for their sloth population.......on Tuesdays when.......... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 08:29 pm: |
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sloths mate with their sisters, and then place bets on the Auburn/Alabama cockfighting competition which uses.... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 08:44 pm: |
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steroid pumped c0cks to gain an edge and further their career as a........ |
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| Posted on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 09:05 pm: |
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neonatologist. In Europe they call these... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 03, 2008 - 09:15 pm: |
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Fuzzletoffs. That so happens to be Phil Collin's favorite drink, which is made with tree bark, 1/2 pint of paint thinner, cat litter and......... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 04:48 pm: |
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crabs. Now what kind of crabs were talking about is up to... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 08:35 pm: |
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the amount of MSG in them, which depends on their diet which usually consists of a slinky, 3 dozen eggs, hair spray and a touch of...... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 09:40 pm: |
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mp3, which is not only full of vitamins and minerals, but is loaded with 3 x the daily amount of... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 09:59 pm: |
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...airborne, created by a school teacher who got sued for... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 10:10 pm: |
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séxual misconduct by performing............. |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 10:16 pm: |
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an@l........... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 10:23 pm: |
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surgery on handicapped one legged misguided blind dwarf Mexicans who..... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 11:01 pm: |
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was the secret lover of oprah winfrey - ya she's k!nky like that...
meanwhile peter & lois were talking to quagmire about the price of ....... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 04, 2008 - 11:17 pm: |
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waxing the delicates of....... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 09, 2008 - 03:56 pm: |
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Samuel Jackson's..... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 09, 2008 - 03:59 pm: |
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dog. Ironically in Egypt it's legal to sell a man's pénis without his consent as long as you.... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 09, 2008 - 08:41 pm: |
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have 6 toes and... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 09, 2008 - 09:14 pm: |
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a good lawyer with Italian background and a huge...... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 09, 2008 - 10:57 pm: |
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bucket of tadpoles that can sing the infamous... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 09, 2008 - 11:00 pm: |
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national anthem of the country known for....... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 10, 2008 - 05:18 pm: |
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having men with a detachable pen1s, which came popular back in... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 10, 2008 - 06:07 pm: |
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the 70's and 80's when clip ties became the trend, so that's why Herman munster loooved...... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 02:01 am: |
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cheese. He loved it so much they even names it after his last name, then nominated him... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 04:13 am: |
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detachable dick of the year, and gave him a... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 06:48 am: |
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raise. Which only insulted him because the queen of England..... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 01:34 pm: |
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had her thong p@nties buried in her butt so she gave the Duke of Hazard a... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 06:11 pm: |
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whopping $3 for a one time payment for..... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 08:29 pm: |
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kicking Sheryl Crow with his wooden leg and... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 08:55 pm: |
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wouldn't you know it the muppets showed up with miss piggy dressed up in...... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 10:06 pm: |
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a lacquer thinner bottle... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 11:42 pm: |
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that was being used to smuggle Jasper jigs for Paul, who planned to sell them on Ecoustics. However, they encountered a setback when... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 01:15 am: |
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they discovered it wasn't actually a lacquer thinner bottle, but a bottle of used pepto bismal.... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 12:59 pm: |
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which smelled like the inside of... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 06:15 pm: |
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a used cÖndom that was worn by....... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 07:31 pm: |
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Hillary, before the operation, so she decided to... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 07:34 pm: |
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have another dingleberry cosmetically attached in hopes it would boost her political career since Oprah already....... |
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| Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 01:30 am: |
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hinted at giving her a bj if... |
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| Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 07:13 pm: |
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she brought 2 pizzas, a gallon of soda and........ |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 03:04 pm: |
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went over her bank statement. Hearing this, Bill decided to... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 03:24 pm: |
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get a hummer...
which angered the secretary of the state because...... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 01:55 pm: |
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the person giving him the hummer was her lover, Zatinaiatishalativapunani Smith, so she asked... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 06:00 pm: |
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Welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger, may I take your order please?!
He responded... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 06:52 pm: |
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by lighting himself on fire in protest to....... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 09:10 pm: |
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Cattle herding and... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 09:12 pm: |
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cross dressing, which turns our story to Sesame Street, where we see...... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 - 07:59 pm: |
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2 ticks on Elmo's nuts playing... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 - 08:25 pm: |
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twister with 3... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 19, 2008 - 08:31 pm: |
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minutes left till Wheel of fortune, which is Elmo's favorite show because he and Vanna White once....... |
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| Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 04:07 am: |
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filled out a joint 1040 form but got audited by the IRS because... |
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| Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 07:35 pm: |
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Elmo wanted to write off Vanna's booob job as a "therapeutic positive visual enhancement" that aided in Elmo's....... |
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| Posted on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 08:38 pm: |
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$10 million dollar ninja suit project, which just so happens to look like... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 10:48 pm: |
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Robocop. Which caused a major catastrophe in...... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 12:17 am: |
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in the local ponderosa, which just happen to have a $12.99 special on... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 12:58 am: |
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rice and beans.
This made the three toed midget very happy. In the meantime, Britney Spears is having a... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 01:07 am: |
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athlete's foot cream. (dunno what kinda store Ponderosa is so ya know) (I guess this it doesn't really matter considering the nature of this story so anyway) Unfortunately, Elmo was just on his way to pick this foot cream which he desperately needed or he was going to die from the stench. When he got to Ponderosa and found that the store was being sieged by ninjas who were angry at him for trying to mass-produce their trademark. Why they chose to siege Ponderosa as a means of revenge is anyone's guess but they ended up killing Elmo thus accomplishing their goal. The only problem was that this also caused... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 02:52 pm: |
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Hop Sing to go on a rampage seeing that Elmo's body was not available for dumplings which displeases Hoss Cartright and caused him to break out in... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 06:22 pm: |
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hives due to all the cream he found lying around which was made in a Malaysian sweat shop owned and operated by...... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 10:34 pm: |
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Kathy Lee, who invented the cream ironically, for people who sweat in shops. Meanwhile, in the backyard, Little Joe whipped out his not so little... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 11:16 pm: |
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Super Soaker and blasted emptied his two reservoirs all over his Mom. After hosing off, she quickly ran inside to call an emergency... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2008 - 07:22 pm: |
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male stripper to help lighten her mood from being all wet, who else shows up but....... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2008 - 10:16 pm: |
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Phil Mickelson, with his huge driver and white balls. He putts towards the ho and... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2008 - 10:23 pm: |
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IT'S in!!!!!!
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| Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2008 - 10:38 pm: |
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the Easter Bunny left his eggs in Mrs Clause's mouth. The commissioner had no choice but to... |
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| Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2008 - 12:19 pm: |
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filmed it & posted it up on Utube , but some hacker d\l it & made it into a best selling p0rno due to a selling price of _____... |
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Kanaka freak...
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| Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 12:28 am: |
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100 yen, which is now worth about a thousand bucks, but with the video you also get... |
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| Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 06:54 pm: |
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6 nudie pics of Paris, all her p0rn videos, six pack of bud, a stop sign, tv guide, tweezers, a fudgcicle, 92 1/2 toothpicks, day old cheese, Oprah's new book "How I lost 150lbs......and gained it all back.....again!", one cup of sloth droppings, one empty matchbook, and to top it all off..................... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
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| Posted on Sunday, March 30, 2008 - 02:03 am: |
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...Chad Lee's 20,000th post prize, which is a full body wax from Mr. Lee himself!!
If you act now and buy the triple pack DVD within the next 10 minuits..... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 30, 2008 - 11:12 am: |
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you're guaranteed a stroke or at least a sizable tumor on your pancreas the size of a....... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
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| Posted on Sunday, March 30, 2008 - 05:27 pm: |
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hemi..... |
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| Posted on Sunday, March 30, 2008 - 05:32 pm: |
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driven by a psychotic leprechaun with herpes and.... |
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Illinois
United States
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| Posted on Monday, March 31, 2008 - 10:15 pm: |
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3 rainbow colored toothbrushes, all the size of a..... |
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| Posted on Monday, March 31, 2008 - 10:18 pm: |
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Chris Crocker's brain, which is also on sale on Ebay for...... |
Platinum Member Username: Denali_on_22s
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| Posted on Sunday, April 06, 2008 - 05:40 pm: |
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1,000,000 dollars which, coincidentally is the reward for anyone who can get COCOON off the forums and back into the psychiatric ward. He escaped a few weeks back and in his psychotic journey managed to r@pe... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 08, 2008 - 09:45 pm: |
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a grinning llama....which just happened to be related to.....
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Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
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| Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 - 08:06 pm: |
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Ronald McDonalds...... |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22s
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| Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 - 08:16 pm: |
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who, once again coincidentally, m0lests young children in... |
Gold Member Username: Pitbullguy
The Chicago area
Post Number: 3071
Registered: Oct-06
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| Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 - 10:28 pm: |
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...a ball pit in one of the mcdonalds playplaces, which are known for being extremely unsanitary due to the frequency of... |
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| Posted on Saturday, April 12, 2008 - 11:22 pm: |
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employees having séx in them, which in Oregon is legal as long as ......... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1427
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2008 - 01:51 am: |
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you sell 100 double cheeseburgers with extra.... |
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Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2008 - 10:44 am: |
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special sauce that you can easily make with just the right amount of...... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15715
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Sunday, April 13, 2008 - 11:04 am: |
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papaya juice.
and on the other side of the Atlantic, a... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1437
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 01:23 am: |
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super walmart becomes infected with zombies that like to..... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15735
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 09:42 am: |
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dance the macarena, while the greeter is... |
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Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 05:59 pm: |
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the evil midget with eleven toes, who is not only the president but also a member of..... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1438
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 12:31 am: |
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the book of the month club, which was sponsored by.... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15747
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 09:37 am: |
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the church of Scientology. |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Trinidad & T...
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Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 12:01 am: |
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& if u act now we'll throw in a yr's supply of pl@yboy magazine featuring pl@ymate of the yr _____...... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1476
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 07:28 pm: |
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Richard Simmons and his sidekick..... |
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:10 pm: |
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cousin it, who recently had surgery for an enlarged..... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15796
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:25 pm: |
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hair follicle. |
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Post Number: 16201
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:29 pm: |
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so we see cousin it on the operating table next to............. |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15798
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:37 pm: |
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Gossamer, another hairy beast from... |
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Post Number: 16204
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:41 pm: |
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my youth!!!
Angrily he searches for........
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Gold Member Username: Kpa2727
Old Bridge,
NJ
USA !
Post Number: 1136
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:41 pm: |
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The east with a scaley, long, twisted, puss dripping... |
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Post Number: 16205
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 08:57 pm: |
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rusty, antique, blue-green.......... |
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Post Number: 15801
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 09:45 pm: |
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spittle which caused the local townsfolk to... |
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Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 10:35 pm: |
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jump for joy because it will help the local economy rebound from...... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15802
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 10:44 pm: |
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the hazing they received from the eleven-toed midget.
He is currently the... |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Trinidad & T...
Post Number: 13614
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 11:04 pm: |
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WWE world heavyweight champion - but eyeing his belt is the chicken from family guy who is training down in _______....... |
Gold Member Username: Kpa2727
Old Bridge,
NJ
USA !
Post Number: 1140
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 11:12 pm: |
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Downtown london area with stewie who is..... |
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
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Post Number: 16217
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 11:17 pm: |
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doing a line at the moment.....so it all comes down to...... |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22s
I get Bucks like Milwa...
Post Number: 5523
Registered: Feb-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 04:50 am: |
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if stewie can train the chicken to become the WWE heavyweight champion while he's coked up. meanwhile peter is... |
Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400
All he does is catch t...,
Alabama
U.S.
Post Number: 14177
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 09:05 pm: |
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having a mixed baby. It's dumber than the rest, but alot more aggressive, so it will |
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Post Number: 16234
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 09:09 pm: |
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challenge Stewie in a celebrity death match! Which we all know..... |
Platinum Member Username: Chaunb3400
All he does is catch t...,
Alabama
U.S.
Post Number: 14179
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 09:13 pm: |
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he has no chance of winning because.. |
Gold Member Username: Kpa2727
Old Bridge,
NJ
USA !
Post Number: 1143
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 10:14 pm: |
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Lois keeps taking his inventions and using them in the bedroom to add pleasure to her life cause peter is....... |
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Post Number: 16237
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 10:41 pm: |
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enjoying the view.
Then when all seems quiet and calm....... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1488
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 10:54 pm: |
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....... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15834
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 10:48 am: |
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an explosion rocked... |
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
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Post Number: 16268
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 12:53 am: |
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the white house, sending all involved into a........... |
Platinum Member Username: Project6
Post Number: 15841
Registered: Dec-03
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| Posted on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 11:04 am: |
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dancing frenzy.
The Secretary of State, issued a... |
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
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Post Number: 16277
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 11:22 am: |
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taco shortage, calling all Taco Bells to remain open 24 hrs/day and to include in their menu........... |
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15 MAG
USA
Post Number: 9422
Registered: Jul-06
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| Posted on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 03:25 pm: |
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a burrito which would induce people to..... |
Gold Member Username: Denali_on_22s
I get Bucks like Milwa...
Post Number: 5567
Registered: Feb-06
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| Posted on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 04:39 pm: |
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grind like h0rny teenagers causing a mass influx in the world population leading to.... |
Platinum Member Username: Wingmanalive
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Post Number: 16298
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 06:46 pm: |
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mass hysteria in urban areas causing local law enforcement to us a new crowd control nerve gas that has been proven and tested on male lamas to substantially shrink their..... |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Trinidad & T...
Post Number: 13751
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - 12:50 am: |
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lollipop
meanwhile on the other side of the world in china .... |
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Post Number: 16593
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 - 09:25 pm: |
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there was a bad earthquake..........
**moment of silence**
then out of the blue we see Elmo dangling from a rope suspended by the Goodyear blimp wearing..... |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Trinidad & T...
Post Number: 13754
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 - 01:38 am: |
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his sister's pink frilly u\nderware !
& the thing had a bunch of holes in it too ...when prompted Oscar to shout " ______ ..... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1572
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 - 09:02 pm: |
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"ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS- all boys batman cape set gray $14.99 today only."
This led to an all out..... |
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Post Number: 16720
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 - 09:16 pm: |
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brawl at the Asian midget dyslexic anorexic biséxual hair club for men club because they all loooove..... |
Gold Member Username: Naledge503
Portland,
Or
Post Number: 3652
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 - 09:27 pm: |
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Beastialitie. Because of this, an ordinance was passed stating that all horses pen!ses must.... |
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Post Number: 16725
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2008 - 10:07 pm: |
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have a diameter equal to or less than the size of a famous singers'........ |
Platinum Member Username: Rovin
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Trinidad & T...
Post Number: 13829
Registered: Jul-05
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| Posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 01:30 am: |
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8" screw driver
meanwhile back at the hall of justice : wonder woman received a message stating "_______.... |
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Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 08:56 pm: |
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that her test results are back and she must report back to the clinic ASAP, which shocks spiderman because........ |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1683
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 11:16 am: |
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he now has a new breed of aids, the type where moths crawl out of his.... |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1819
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Monday, July 07, 2008 - 06:19 pm: |
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BAM! OUT OF NOWHERE SomeDonnieDude shouts this thread is dying!!! Don't let the archive monsters get it!!! |
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Post Number: 17377
Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Monday, July 07, 2008 - 07:19 pm: |
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To which the troll phantoms in all their glory reply........ |
Gold Member Username: Somedonniedude
Illinois
United States
Post Number: 1848
Registered: May-07
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| Posted on Monday, July 14, 2008 - 11:32 pm: |
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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago..... |
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Post Number: 17463
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| Posted on Monday, July 14, 2008 - 11:37 pm: |
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sipping our frosty drinks made up of...... |
Gold Member Username: Delsole
Post Number: 1395
Registered: Feb-05
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| Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 11:13 am: |
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penya colada and moon shine while they........ |
Gold Member Username: Philly306
Laziness and ignorance...
Post Number: 1269
Registered: Apr-07
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 12:02 am: |
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slide down a giant slip N' slide that ended in.... |
Gold Member Username: Killerzracing71
Post Number: 2265
Registered: Aug-05
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| Posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 - 12:54 pm: |
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With Sonic and Jim jones making a diss track for DR Robtinik an how he doesnt have as many Rings as Them,
They went to the Strip club and then |
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If it werent for box r...
Post Number: 1295
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| Posted on Sunday, September 14, 2008 - 02:32 pm: |
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they almost lost the largest thread in E history but it was saved by.... |
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Registered: Jun-06
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| Posted on Sunday, September 14, 2008 - 02:34 pm: |
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Dr. Phil, who recently accepted an award for having the largest........
(And this is no way the largest thread on E. Not by a long shot.) |
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If it werent for box r...
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Registered: Apr-07
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| Posted on Sunday, September 14, 2008 - 05:10 pm: |
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Hadron Collider which straddles the border of France and Switzerland that will be ready in September for its first.... |
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