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Thread: Getting Video on Microwave Oven Now |
    
OJ Simpson Unregistered guest |
| Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 08:54 pm: |
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My FTA receiver wasn't working (freezing) so I thought I'd warm it up. I got the jumper cables out and hooked up a 12 Volt battery from my tractor. Once I connected them to my FTA the sparks flew and knocked me back into the TV tube where it exploded as my head hit hard. I swung around so hard I knocked over a vase onto the porch which fell killing my 5 hounds underneath.
we... the FTA still don't work and the TV is gone but I see two teddybears skating backwards on a peanutbutter sandwich in my microwave now. |
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Homer J Simpson Unregistered guest |
| Posted on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 - 11:27 pm: |
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No, no, no...thats all wrong, I thinked you switched the wires around, instead of a 12 volt, next time use a 36 volt. YEESH..idiot, next time think, use a 36.... |
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| Posted on Thursday, October 27, 2005 - 03:54 pm: |
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Dangit......yall a bunch of rednekcs.......yer sposed to piss all over your dog while tickling his balls and pointin at the tele and then shell work maty fine.... |
New member Username: The_kneegrow
Post Number: 10
Registered: Oct-05
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| Posted on Friday, October 28, 2005 - 12:47 am: |
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@OJ Simpson...I found your wife under my bed, and I thought she was a chink, so I pissed and shiite on her and she tried to eat it...WTF is wrong with you people?..ROTF |
Astroturf Unregistered guest |
| Posted on Friday, October 28, 2005 - 12:52 am: |
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you talk like a poor eccuse for a human being and have the balls to ask what is wrong with us
what a creep... |
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