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Thread: Help pantec went dead!! |
    
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| Posted on Monday, September 05, 2005 - 08:58 pm: |
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help my pantec went dead, i don't know what to do now. the lights in the front panel are gone.
please help |
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 02:58 pm: |
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1. Unplug the machine
2. Wait 30 sec
3. Plug it back in
4. Reflash
5. If you are tired of pulling plugs, see step 7.
6. Go back to step 1
7. Take the machine outside and place it behind the rear tire of your car
8. Start the car
9. Put in reverse
10. Step on gas. |
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 03:10 pm: |
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11. goto a USPS office
12. Buy a money order
13. Send it off 2 a Dreambox Dealer |
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 04:53 pm: |
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14. goto mailbox
15. read letter from Dreambox Dealer
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>>Dear aaa111,
>>Thank you for your purchase. We are currently out of stock for that item. However, we have placed you on backorder. We will notify you as soon as we can restock that item. We expect a 3 month wait. Thank you for your patience on this matter.
>>Regards,
>>Dreambox Team
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16. Drive to the local gunshop
17. Buy a shotgun.
18. Load shotgun.
19. Point at self.
20. Pull trigger. |
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| Posted on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 05:09 pm: |
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21. 3 months later, wake up from coma in hospital
22. goto mailbox
23. read letter from hospital
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>>Dear aaa111,
>>We have contacted your medical insurance company and they have stated that your insurance plan does not cover injuries due to self-infliction. As a result, they will not cover your bill. You owe us $83,267 for the cost of surgury and life support for your 3 month stay.
>>Regards,
>>________ Medical Center
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24. Write angry letter to Dreambox Dealer and complain about not getting dreambox after 3 months.
25. Recieve notice that Dealer has been caught by the FBI for signal theft and you are summoned to court.
26. Go to jail. |
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